An Alto's Lot

Words: Rhodri James
Music: "A Policeman's Lot" from "The Pirates of Penzance" (Sir Arthur Sullivan)

I wrote this song just before going to university to be a choral scholar, while I was still regularly singing alto in local choirs. It's a bit ironic these days, given that I end up singing tenor in church but am in fact a baritone with tight trousers.


        G/B | C Am | G/B G | Am D | G
        G/B | C Am | G/D D | G
        
               G             D              Em                    G/B
        When a tenor's not engaged in his employment    (his employment)
              C           A              D                         D7
        Or pursuing his obnoxious little plans          (little plans)
              G          D          Em                              G/B
        His capacity for innocent enjoyment             (-cent enjoyment)
           C       Am       G/D D      G
        Is just as great as any honest man's            (honest man's)
            D                D/F#       Em
        Our feelings we with difficulty smother         (-culty smother)
             A                        D
        When cantilatory duty's to be done              (to be done)
               D           D/F#        G                          E
        Taking one consideration with another           (with another)
           D/A           A           D
        An alto's lot is not a happy one.
                D7         G                D            Em          G/B
                Oh, when a choral scholar's duty's to be done, to be done,
                   C      Am     G/D   D     G
                An alto's lot is not a happy one, happy one.
        

        G/B | C Am | G/B G | Am D | G
        G/B | C Am | G/D D | G
        
                 G            D             Em                            G/B
        When the enterprising bass is not a-singing             (not a-singing)
                 C              A           D                                D7
        When the baritone's not occupied on stage               (-pied on stage)
                 G                  D                  Em                     G/B
        You will find that it's for them the praise is ringing  (praise is ringing)
            C           Am       G/D   D      G
        And they're the ones who get a decent wage              (decent wage)
                   D             D/F#           Em
        While each counter-tenor can out-do his brother         (do his brother)
           A                              D
        He rarely gets to join in all the fun                   (all the fun)
               D           D/F#        G                                  E
        Taking one consideration with another                   (with another)
           D/A           A           D
        An alto's lot is not a happy one.
                D7         G                D            Em          G/B
                Oh, when a choral scholar's duty's to be done, to be done,
                   C      Am     G/D   D     G
                An alto's lot is not a happy one, happy one.