Enterprise

        
        
        We are the Enterprise,
        We are the Enterprise,
        You may have seen our show
        In which we always boldly go,
        So if you are wise,
        Stick with the Enterprise.
        
        Our captain's Jean-Luc Picard.
        Our captain's Jean-Luc Picard.
        He may say that he is French
        But he sounds English to the mensch.
        Oh it can be hard
        To figure Jean-Luc Picard.
        
        	And we're Trekking through the stars,
        	Sailing boldly on.
        	We're Trekking through the stars;
        	We go where no man has gone
        
        	Warp Factor One!
        
        
        Our Science Officer's odd.
        Our Science Officer's odd.
        His brain is a machine
        And his skin's a whitish sheen;
        You can tell from his bod
        Our Science Officer's odd.
        
        Then there's this being called Q.
        Then there's this being called Q.
        He can be a major pest
        When he decides to play a jest
        He'll spoil your speech too,
        That ****** called Q.
        
        	And we're...
        
        	Let's carry on!
        
        
        Our doctor's pride and joy,
        Our doctor's pride and joy,
        Can be a bit precocious,
        Though he isn't that atrocious.
        Wes is only a boy,
        Our doctor's pride and joy.
        
        Then there's this officer, Worf.
        And if you think I'm going over the top this time...
        He's a Klingon, that is true,
        Though it may seem strange to you--
        Yes, it looks a bit orf
        To have this officer, Worf.
        
        	And we're...
        
        	At least not often.

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