Fermat's Last Filk

or

I Have A Beautiful Filk Of This But Unfortunately It Is Too Big To Fit Into This Margin

Words and Music: Rhodri James
A MIDI file (2.5Kb) and GIF of the manuscript (5.5Kb) of this song are available.

I'd recommend doing this one with the capo on the third fret at least.


          G            C               G         Em
        I once heard a song that cried out to be filked,
            Am            D       G
        The words were so awfully bad.
          G         C           G         Em
        A new set occured to me nearly at once,
               Am       D            G
        But no paper or pen could be had.
                     G           C           G
        	I've gone and forgotten that filk.
                       G       Em          A            D
        	It was ever so funny, like most of that ilk,
                    C          D       G        C
        	But when I got time to write it down
                  G            D         G
        	I found I'd forgotten my filk!
        
        
        I was lying awake in my bed late that night
        Remembering the words I had seen;
        A different filk suddenly popped into view --
        Oh God, it could make me scream!
        	I've gone and forgotten that filk.
        	It was ever so funny, like most of that ilk,
        	But when I got time to write it down
        	I found I'd forgotten my filk!
        
        
        I swore that the next time I thought of a filk
        I'd have pen and paper about
        Sure enough, the next time inspiration came by
        I found the damn pen had run out.
        	I've gone and forgotten that filk.
        	It was ever so funny, like most of that ilk,
        	But when I got time to write it down
        	I found I'd forgotten my filk!
        
        
        It's simply not fair, all these brilliant fans
        Who reel off new filksongs with ease.
        It's not that I'm getting a Writer's Block,
        I'm getting Pre-Frank Hayes Disease.
        	I've gone and forgotten that filk.
        	It was ever so funny, like most of that ilk,
        	But when I got time to write it down
        	I found I'd forgotten my filk!


PMS description

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        Key G
        Time 3/4

        @ Verse

        R d | g g g | e e e | d e d | B` 
        b` | a` a` b` | c b` a` | B`. |
        R d | g g g | e e e | d e d | b`
        b` b` | a` a` b` | c b` a` | G`. ||
        
        @ Chorus
        
        R d | g g g | e d e | D. |
        R d- d- | g g g | g f g | a f e | D
        d | e e e | F f | G d | E
        e | d d d | c b` a` | G`. ||